Ode to Nellie
To gain weight, you invaded my belly
You kept me up at nights
Your tube was always present, flush, flush flush
I've only worn yoga pants since you arrived
I never did gain weight.
Out you go. Maybe it would have gone better if I named you Peg.
Hurrah! Hurrah! Sis-boom-ba! Sista-Tricksta-Morriganista!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!! CIAO--you bothersome Nellie!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's great, I hope you are getting a good night sleep now.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad Nellie is gone.
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