It wasn't long before we were "strangers in a strange land". Are we lost? Five women with strong opinions! You can imagine!
The farther you travel, the smaller and sandier the roads. We're laughing but clearly the map doesn't seem right. A truck is coming in the opposite direction. Mom wants Leslie to ask directions. "The Piney might have a gun", she exclaims. We forge ahead. No "Friendship". The Green Heads (biting flies) are swarming the car. What to do? We plod along. Finally, we come upon a monument and we know we are way to west.
In the middle of nowhere, a famous plane crash. We're still laughing but when another pick-up is coming in the opposite direction we hail for him to stop. "How far is it to a paved road?" Leslie inquires. "I don't go by miles around here," he replies, "Just keep going, go over 2 bridges and an S-turn and you're not to far," and off he goes barely hearing our "thank you" and "have a nice day." Okay, at least we know we will end up on black top somewhere. When we finally reach it, we know where we are, renewed we decide to go find "Apple Hill", the largest elevation in the Pines. In the end, we realized we did pass the town of Friendship. No marker or artifacts remain. This is what we thought we might find, but we all decided it was that hole in the ground we past a ways back.
Getting tired of reading this travelogue? We were tired too and I, of course, had to go to the bathroom but didn't think tempting the green heads and ticks was worth the risk of going outside like a true pine girl. One other destination before we headed to the living town, Chatsworth was to see "Apple Hill", the highest elevation in the Pines. (200 feet, gotta love it). Once again, sand roads, we make the left as directed. Some of us have had enough and are looking forward to a stop at the General Store in Chatsworth. Leslie sees more folks outside their house, she's going to turn around.
At the end of the road, "look it's the hill", someone points out. Okay, that's it, laughter erupts, again. We all agree no one would believe this one. We do find the hill and get out of the car to face 100 degree plus heat. I can't frickin' breathe and still have to go to the bathroom. But, we did manage to capture the irony of this place.
Now, on to Chatsworth, stop at a bathroom, anticipating a cold drink and some window shopping.
A SIDE NOTE:
ReplyDeleteWith Leslie at the wheel, we traveled a flat, paved, two-lane road running straight north through the heart of the Pine Barrens. Some thirty miles up Route 563, as directed by a guidebook borrowed from the Somers Point Library and written by a local woman who gets a grade C- for accuracy, we made a sharp left at the Speedwell-Friendship turnoff in search of remnants of reputed ghost towns. Even more than the promise of long-ago abandoned settlements, I think the majority of us were simply lured into the interior of the thick woods and boglands themselves and hoping to experience driving on one of the pinelands' hundreds of sand roads, dating back to Colonial times, which we did in short order. Only a few hundred yards from the turnoff, the paved road abruptly switched to white sand. We could see it stretched out before us, beckoning, looking exactly like the pictures we'd seen. I'll wager my van-mates felt exactly as I did at that moment: a strong pulse of excitement mixed with a shiver of danger. The van's wheels grabbed sand and we were off into the unknown, all of us wide-eyed, I think, eyes glued to the windows and absolutely everything we could take in outside them, even eventually, as Colleen mentioned, the green flies clamoring at the windshield to get inside. Collectively at some point, we all seemed to feel we'd gone quite a distance down this sand road and had come upon no landmarks. We didn't know how far we'd gone. Nor how much time had gone by. We were getting a bit nervous. Camille tried to get her GPS going on her smartphone, but there was no service. Nervousness ratcheted up some. We must somehow have gotten on the wrong sand road, I thought. Should we turn back? we asked each other.
I just want to say the second vehicle was not a pick up truck it was a smaller car because I would still think a gun could be hanging on the back rack
ReplyDeleteThanks for clarification...too funny
DeleteYou girls are too funny...Lov lov lov reading the blogs...Keep it going Col~~~~~ Lov Sheila
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